STUFF-NET!!!
Welcome to STUFF-NET. In this web-site we'll be looking at the worst haircut ever created, worshipping Phillipa Forrester and many other stupid things. Why don't you come and meet the boyz to get some idea of the kind of losers make this site what it is. You'll get to see what we look like, and you'll get a stupid profile of each one of us. We will be giving you our monthly look at what we think is pants, and what we think rules, our guide to what makes us happy, and what makes us cringe. We have the best newspaper article ever written, but only if you're an English football fan. Thanks to Sezzaload for that. Sandsy will be telling you about his Out of Body Experience and protesting his sanity. We will be giving you "Our Footballing Comment" page in which we give you our thoughts on recent footballing events. Well, we'll probably just slag people off a lot like David Beckham but who cares. We have Record Reviews by film and TV legend, Lassie the Dog. Yes, that's what she does now. Do you have a problem? Why not send it to My Auntie Edna via E-mail and tell her all about it. She'll be answering you the only way she knows how to in Auntie Edna's Agony Page. You think she sounds a bit tame? Well we have news for you. She's a whip wielding, lesbian, bondage loving slut!!! We promise she'll be gentle with you. As this page grows, we'll be doing more and more stuff. We will update when we can be arsed. Enjoy. Cheers.
THIS SITE HAS WON NO AWARDS!!!
STUFF THAT'S INSIDE:
THE BEST NEWSPAPER ARTICLE EVER WRITTEN
(as long as you're English)
LASSIE THE DOG'S RECORD REVIEWS
AOL SUX!
STUFF ON IT'S WAY:
KING OF THE WEB SITE
FIGHT!!!
UNWORTHY NEWS
WE MAKE PEOPLE LOOK STUPID!!!
WHAT ANNOYS ME ABOUT
KARATE KID
MAYBE A GUESTBOOK
KING OF THE WEB-SITE
How would you like to become King (or Queen) of this web-site? All you have to do is send us an E-mail at [email protected] and simply tell us why you should be King (or Queen) of this web-site. Easy eh? We will notify the winner via E-mail. The winners picture will be put up here in this space with a nice crown on it. If you don't have a picture, then give us a description and we'll draw one. Nice one. Cheers.
E-Mail me at [email protected] if wish to send me any money or want to contribute anything to this page. Also, if you feel any strange desire to sign the guestbook, then feel free. You sexy MUTHA.
Contributers to this page are: Michael (Sandsy) Sands, Ryan Gleeson, Sezzaload and my Auntie Edna. Also, thanks to the guy who invented computers for making this web-site possible. Cheers lads and lasses.
Use of any stuff you find lurking around in here, without permission of the web-master, is subject to criminal prosicution or a fat lip.
Sandsy's Comment
Over the last year or so, I have come to realise that the internet is shite. So I thought I'd have a crack at it myself. This site is really, just about having a laugh so if you have a little chuckle at anything in here, then at least I've done my job. College. That's shite aswell. And those Sunny Delight commercials. But at least we have shoes. Wehay!! Thank God for shoes. Right, I'm off. Ta ta.
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