MEET THE LADS

MEET THE LADS

Web-Master. Spends most of his time borrowing money and designing bad web-pages. Likes a good cup of tea in the morning before he goes to sleep. Claims to have "Etherically Projected" and he wasn't even pissed. Recently voted "most likely to lose his money in Spain." Blackpool supporter. Don't buy anything off him. His favourate milk is semi-skimmed.

Tall and lanky and has a stupid hair cut. Enjoys hitting people for no reason and gritting his teeth whilst jumping aimlessly at the floor. Recently voted "most likely to get lost in Spain." Newcastle supporter. His favourate crisps are cheese and onion.

Affectionately known to his work mates as "Smacked Up Blackpool Junkie" and is incredibly skinny. His VW Beetle hasn't moved for years. "It'll be on the road by summer" he tells us. Recently voted "Likely to throw up the most" in Spain. Blackpool supporter and not proud. Athlete. Enjoys running around in circles for long periods of time and recently claimed to have lost 15 seconds. Well, I haven't bloody got them. His favourate sandwich is "ham, coleslaw and ketchup."

Is quite possibly addicted to hair gel and never makes us a brew. Newcastle fan, Ladies man and always seems to be eating pasta. Recently voted "most likely to use the cheesiest chat-up line in Spain." Has just relegated his girlfriend to his "special friend." That way he gets to shag other girls too. Used to have foot odour problems. His favourate cheese is mild chedder.

The hairiest man alive and is the main source of all Bigfoot sightings in the UK. Has a passion for Jack Daniels, but we still haven't met this guy. Goes on about Rugby all the time to our annoyance. Recently voted "least likely to get laid in Spain." Hasn't got ginger hair. It's brown. Wigan Rugby League Supporter. His favourate state of mind is inebriated.

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Pheasant Wood Housing Estate's favourate son. We all would like to shag his sister and many times have tried to get into her underwear drawer. He's getting very annoyed with his relatives accusing him of being gay, so has recently started watching football. His last girlfriend was big. Once came third in a talent competition, pipped narrowly by the woman who pulled a rabbit from her ****. His favourate tee-shirt has camels on it.

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		Web-Master. Spends most of his time borrowing money and designing bad web-pages. Likes a good cup of tea in the morning before he goes to sleep. Claims to have "Etherically Projected" and he wasn't even pissed. Recently voted "most likely to lose his money in Spain." Blackpool supporter. Don't buy anything off him. His favourate milk is semi-skimmed.
		Tall and lanky and has a stupid hair cut. Enjoys hitting people for no reason and gritting his teeth whilst jumping aimlessly at the floor. Recently voted "most likely to get lost in Spain." Newcastle supporter. His favourate crisps are cheese and onion.
		Affectionately known to his work mates as "Smacked Up Blackpool Junkie" and is incredibly skinny. His VW Beetle hasn't moved for years. "It'll be on the road by summer" he tells us. Recently voted "Likely to throw up the most" in Spain. Blackpool supporter and not proud. Athlete. Enjoys running around in circles for long periods of time and recently claimed to have lost 15 seconds. Well, I haven't bloody got them. His favourate sandwich is "ham, coleslaw and ketchup."
		Is quite possibly addicted to hair gel and never makes us a brew. Newcastle fan, Ladies man and always seems to be eating pasta. Recently voted "most likely to use the cheesiest chat-up line in Spain." Has just relegated his girlfriend to his "special friend." That way he gets to shag other girls too. Used to have foot odour problems. His favourate cheese is mild chedder.
		The hairiest man alive and is the main source of all Bigfoot sightings in the UK. Has a passion for Jack Daniels, but we still haven't met this guy. Goes on about Rugby all the time to our annoyance. Recently voted "least likely to get laid in Spain." Hasn't got ginger hair. It's brown. Wigan Rugby League Supporter. His favourate state of mind is inebriated.
Picture of Gleeson	Pheasant Wood Housing Estate's favourate son. We all would like to shag his sister and many times have tried to get into her underwear drawer. He's getting very annoyed with his relatives accusing him of being gay, so has recently started watching football. His last girlfriend was big. Once came third in a talent competition, pipped narrowly by the woman who pulled a rabbit from her ****. His favourate tee-shirt has camels on it.