Greetings my human friends. Woof woof. I've become a but bored in my retirement, so when a load of twats from Blackpool asked me to review records for their new web-site, I told them to piss off. However, they managed to convince me with a few Bonio's and one of those squeeky frog things. They sure know how to keep a dog happy. Anyway, here are the reviews. Don't complain if the spelling is bad. Do you know what it's like trying to type with paws?? Woof woof.

Any song featuring the vocals of Professor Stephen Hawking, gets the thumbs up from me mate. Bloody marvellous.

About half an hour long and about drugs and going out. Sounds like the Happy Mondays and The Verve trying to top themselves. This could probably tip you over the edge.

What kind of a bloody name is that son? Brother of Nenah but not quite as good looking eh? Whhooaaa, wehay!!! Surprisingly good actually. You could listen to this mowing the lawn, in the middle of Spring.

Not bad this, for a bunch of tossers. From the looks of the video though, the boys are skint after throwing away all their money in a train station for the "Taxloss" video. All that money wasted, and the song was really crap too. Never mind boys. Random quote: "no-one cares when you're gone" Don't I know it.

What's the point in having 2 drummers?

What's the point in having 3 drummers?

Not as we know it. Random quote: "forever eat a piece of toast" And they thought I was barking?

One wonders whether Mr. Daddy is capable of writing his own music, instead of sticking everyone else's in the background while he "gets the shit on down," to it. My old mate Godzilla would be well chuffed with this, actually. Right up his alley. Best listened to whilst stomping on buidings and innocent bystanders.

Bloke out of Coronation Street proves that his lack of ability to act, is not the only thing he posseses. Stupid facial hair.

Bird out of Coronation Street proves the same. This is probably the worst video ever and looks like it was shot using a Sharp Viewcam.

Yeah!! This is more like it! 15 year old girl sticking it up to the grown ups. In yer face teenage dance stuff. Yeah. "Because we want to" Yeah. This video has got the T-1000 terminator dancing around in it for some reason. Why? Because he wants to! Oh come on, get in the spirit of things.

What happens in video: Janet pops round to some guy's house uninvited, brings all her mates in, they dance on the furniture and flood the poor bastard's house. Bloody hell. If she did that to me, I'd have a few words with her Mother, I can tell you.